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Anonymous said: Hi! I don't know if the OTP request has to be canon or not... but if it does can you do Drastoria? I feel like they don't get enough attention from the fandom :P But, if it doesn't have to be canon, can you do Fremione? Thanks! Your blog is awesome by the way :P

potting-lilies:

Hey! I don’t actually know enough about fremione to not potentially insult people who ship it lol, so I’ll go with Drastoria! I don’t actually know anything about astoria so this is purely my imagination???

  • Who made the first move; 

Astoria. Draco is really really insecure after the war, and Astoria makes him see that he was a victim too, and he’s still amazing to her

  • Who said ‘I love you’ first; 

Draco. Somewhere along the lines of:

A: WHY CAN’T YOU GIVE IT A CHANCE? WE ALL FUCK UP SOMETIMES. GET OVER IT.

D: BECAUSE I CAN’T.

A: WHY NOT.

D: BECAUSE I LOVE YOU, OKAY, AND I CAN’T AFFORD TO FUCK UP WITH YOU

(and cuteness ensues) (oooooh drama) (that was shitty af and i apologize)

  • How often they fight; 

Only when Draco goes into his I’m-a-bad-person, don’t-touch-me, I-don’t-deserve-you stupors (Personally I think Astoria is a little Fleur)

  • Who’s the big spoon/little spoon; 

 Draco. They’re both long limbs and pretty faces and THEY PROBABLY LOOK LIKE A FREAKING CALVIN KLEIN AD OR SOMETHING

  • What their nicknames are for each other; 

Draco is Draco, but Astoria ranges from Ass to Tori and everything in between (im joKING)

  • Who’s the better cook; 

They both grew up as privileged purebloods, and so the house elves do all the cooking

  • Who remembers their anniversaries; 

They both do, oooh bring out the candles and red wine and fancy lingerie and even fancier sex

  • Their favorite thing to do together (besides sex); 

Just sit by the fire at night with some wine (MORE WINE) and talk

  • Who ‘wears the pants’ in the relationship; 

Astoriaaaa? Maybeeee?

  • How they would get engaged;

Expensive restaurant, dressed up, diamond ring the size of a small principality, the whole lot.

  • What their wedding would be like;

Small but hella gorgeous

  • How many kids they’ll have; 

Only child, maybe? Or since Draco grew up as one, he’d want siblings for his son. Ooooh, maybe a boy and a girl.

send me your OTP

dansbody:

The Dan and Nick hug at Teen Awards 2014

ishipmace:

tris-prior-2-allegiant:

Actual PSA. 

this is something that’s really important for people to understand, and that most people don’t

Actual queen

(I am working late at night in a 24-hour pharmacy. There are only three customers in the store: a scruffy but clean young couple and another gentleman. The woman in the young couple is very heavily pregnant, and her partner is picking up the range of baby hats we carry and holding them up against her stomach, then looking at the prices and sadly putting them back. They pick up a packet of the cheapest pain medication we carry and bring it to the counter.)
Female Customer: “I’m sorry, but can you please ask the pharmacist if these are safe for me to take?”
Me: “Of course!”
(While we’re waiting for the pharmacist to come out, they tell me they’re expecting their daughter any day now. The pharmacist has been watching the young couple since they came in.)
Pharmacist: “These are fine, but can I ask why you need them?”
Female Customer: “Oh, I have a horrible cough that’s making my back ache even worse. I can’t get to sleep.”
(The pharmacist goes through a list of cough medicines safe for her to take, before the young man shakes his head with tears in his eyes.)
Male Customer: “I’m sorry, I’ve just lost my job and we really can’t afford any of those. Sorry for wasting your time.”
Pharmacist: “That’s okay, but this packet is damaged, and legally I can’t let you take it. Seeing as it was the last one, let me and [my name] go look in the back for some more.”
(The pharmacist takes me out the back, where he puts three packets of name brand painkillers, four bottles of name brand cough syrup, a wheat bag for her back, a tin of formula, a packet of newborn nappies and a few of the hats the couple was looking at into a box. He hands me the box and tells me to take it out to them. I do and they both burst into tears, thanking us over and over again. They leave with huge smiles on their faces.)
Female Customer: “Thank you again!”
Other Customer: “I’m sorry, I couldn’t help but over hear. Did you say you just lost your job at [local company]?”
Male Customer: “Yes, I was an IT tech.”
Other Customer: “I own [other computer store in the area], and I’m looking for a new tech. Can you start tomorrow?”
(There were tears all round that night. A week later, the young woman brought in her beautiful daughter and a giant batch of cupcakes for the pharmacy staff. Best night at work ever!)

Harry Potter concept art by Jim Salvati (x)

ogre-whelming:

when my mom calls me downstairs by my full name

ogre-whelming:

when my mom calls me downstairs by my full name

jimlafleur:

I would return the slap, if I took you for a man.

kjellbergpie:

"I don’t care if you think I weigh too little or too much. I’ve had people tell me both at the same time. That shows you people will never be happy. They will always find a way to judge you, or point out things about you.
But it really doesn’t matter! You know what is good for you. You are good as you are. You don’t have to be like anyone else.
You should not listen to anyone else. If you’re happy or if you think you’re okay. Honestly, DON’T LISTEN.
If you are a bit underweight or overweight. It’s fine, really!” - Marzia Bisognin

October 21st: Happy 22nd Birthday Marzia Bisognin!